Sunday, September 7, 2008

TOTAL MORONS ON-LINE

RACE: AIR-HEADs
SPECIAL SKILLS: Eye-Liner Attack, Fatty Boobs and Ass Combo, Doble-Cara Power-ups, Flying Palakol
BUFFS: Anti-intelligence buffs
Place where can find these species: Somewhere near the kalye doing her
one passive skill, TRASH-TALKING.

SPECIAL COMBO:
Apply Anti-intelligence buff first. Trash Talking (yung
passive skill niyang walang kwenta) yung next. Nga pala, ang FLYING PALAKOL niya niya ay naktago sa kanyang hidden wepon - CLASSCARD. So, yun yung next. Use the Eye-Liner Attck for stunnig opponent then for finale, the
FATTY BOOBS AND ASS ATTCK. For power-ups, use DOBLE-CARA para mas malakas ang higop ng enerhiya sa kalaban
.


RACE: DORKs
SPECIAL SKILLS: Ngal-ngal Sooper Atak, Gupit-tahi story counter attack (passive yan!) Summon Pets
BUFFS: Mommy's Buffs, Rusty-Tongue Buffs
Place where you can find these species: Hiding under their maker's skirt

SPECIAL COMBO:
Apply Mommy's Buff (this character can't fight alone so
you really need this BUFF para mas malakas ito). The Rusty- tongue Buff is use para sa counter attack mo na GUPIT-TAHI STORY. Then followed by SUMMONING YOUR PETS. Yung sinasabing PETS nito ay nakatambay sa ulo niya. Kaya dun mo huhugutin yun. Pag nararamdaman mong dadafa ka na
use the NGAL-NGAL SOOPER ATAK! o-yeah! FATAY na agad kalaban mo dun!


RACE: EGOCENTRICs
SPECIAL SKILLS: Identity Absorbing, Ngal-ngal Silent Kill, Sooper Fam-fam Dash, Talkshit power-ups
BUFFS: Rusty-tongue Buffs, Sucking Parasite Buffs
Place where you can find these species: Under the ladder, beside you

SPECIAL COMBO:
Apply Sucking Parasite Buff bago yung Rusty-tongue Buff
para mas effective. Mas madadalian kasi ang character na ito mangopya ng features ng OPPONENT pag ganun yung ginawa mo. Then do the IDENTITY ABSORBING na! Maganda yung skill na iyon para pataasin ang temperatura
ng OPPONENT mo. Yun nga lang, nawawalan ng sariling identity ang character mo. Sa huli, nagmumuka siyang sinapian ng tulirong mambabarang. Ang Ngal-ngal Silent Kill ay isang skill na apektib kung gustong mang-backstab ng Egocentric. Malakas ang damage nito lalo na kung ka-dugo niya ang katabi habangkina-cast niya ito. Ang Talk-shit power-ups ay ginagamit kapag nararamdaman na niyang matatameme na siya sa kalaban. Ito ang skill na nagbubuga ng sandamukal na salita na wala namang laman... Pa-epal for short para pilit lituhin ang kalaban.



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