another RATED PG...?!

Subj: Human Behavior w/ Dr. Pia

"Who am I?"

That was the fourth question wriiten in our mid-term test paper. Our dear profeswor explained that the item number 4 was supposed to be you, asking yourself "Who am I?"

What kind of question was that?! Why didn'y she just gave an instruction saying, "describe yourself instead" so i can just simply answer her, "Judge me" (parang sumasagot lang ng SLAM NOTE..hehe)

Who the hell am I?!

Anyway, our professor was kinda disappointed when she read our answers. She said that nobody passed the test. Huwaaaaaaaaattt?!!!! Apat yung tanong, dude! At sigurado akong nasagutan naman namin lahat nung questions dun! Why "NOBODY PASSED?!"

She also said, our answers were not actually the answers she's expecting (ano pa ba in-i-expect niya?!). She said that all of us described ourselves by telling her where we were born, ou birthday, our likes and dislikes (para ngang sumagot lang kami ng slamnote...hehe). Pero di daw dapat ganun yun!

We should've told her about what our goals, mission and vision in life instead. Nyaikz...

Kaya eto ang nangyari habang nagkakaroon ng graded recitation dahil sa malapit nang tumulo yung laway namin sa kinauupuan naming tatlo.. palipas oras muna:



Question: What is your vision?

Jeysi: -175, both eyes...

Jhenn: normal...



Question: How about your goals?

Jeysi: soccer?! ahhmm...HOMERUN?

Jhenn: ave. of 30 pts. per quarter! weh-



Question: And your mission?

Jeysi: impossible...

Jhenn: accomplished



Question: Are you confident?

Jeysi: Ofcourse..i use rexona...IT WONT LET YOU DOWN!

Jhenn: No...i use Lactacyd, dahil dala-na ako! =)



Question: What are your talents?

Jeysi: -uhh-

Jhenn: hanggang kelan ko ba hihintayin ang sagot mo?



Question: Who is maslow?

Jeysi: Discovered the marshmallow...

Jhenn: Ahmm...YES!



Carms: Sali ako. Ako magatatanong...

What can you say about titi monster?



Jeysi: Inggetera! Human behavior topic dito!



Carms: Sumagot ka na lang! Managaer ako!

Who is Pepe monster?



Jeysi: Maskot ng HAPPY PEANUTS....?!



Jhenn: Asawa ni Titit monster



Carms: Can titi monster and pepe monster exercise human behavior? How?

Jhenn: Wou, how? -Jerjer

Jeysi: Wow!!! Ang lufet ng tanong mu, wah! Pa-jerjer ka naman! Jerjer! Jerjer!



Carms: What does the end mean?

Jeysi: The end was supposed to follow the word DEAD.

Jhenn: Justify the mean! -weh-



Question: What is quality?

Carms: Quality is me...haha...

Jhenn: Quality is not Quantitative!

Jeysi: 100% cotton...



Question What are the things inside your bag that may interest the professor talking infront?

Carms: The things inside my bag are none of anyone's business and the professor would be interested if I tell her there is a titi monster.

Jhenn: Too many to mention! -Interest d prof? - d space is not enough!

Jeysi: Sa laki at bigat ng bag ko, baka isipin niya, dala ko yung ref namin sa bahay =)



Question: Do you believe when the prof said about the girl who's currently standing infront and having her recitation is the MOST YOUNG LOOKING AMONG THE CLASS?

Carms: OFCOURSE NOT! haha (bitter?) Let's ask people and find out...hahaI OBJECT!

Jhenn: May sakit kz c Manager kea hagardness! *Maglugay kaya ako?!*

Jeysi: I BEG TO DISAGREE... (beg talaga?!)



Question: Do you believe in your professor's advise?

Jeysi: You can take her advice away from me, I don't use it anyway...^^

Jhenn: No, coz every individual is unique.

Carms: No, beacause she's not my adviser...hehe...



Question: Define "MAYABANG"

Jeysi: Super ultra mega sonic to-the-highest-leveling electricity fan. Pag tinanggal mo naman sa saksakan, tapos ang karir niya.

Jhenn: -AKO-

Carms: Nagugutom na ko... Chicken roll!!



Questin: Are you hot?

Jhenn: Im fertile =P

Jeysi: Fact...Kapag blooming ka, ibig sabihin, FERTILE KA...hehe...

i'm not hot but i feel hot... so take off all your clothes...i-am-getting-so-hot...i wanna take my-

Jhenn: PAKI MO?!

Carms: out of the question...i'm always hot...



Question: Nakikinig ka pa ba?

Carms: di na..

Jeysi: Kinig-kinigan...syempre...given na yun..

Jhenn: ..ahaha..nagulat ako sa tanong mo..halata vah?



Question: What is a question?

Carms: it is a question you question to obain an answer.

Jeysi: A question is a lethal weapon used by the teachers lalo against thier students na alam nilang di nag-aral ng lectures nila.

Jhenn: What is your name?



Question: Do you have any questions?

Jhenn: Questions?

Jeysi: Can we go home?

Carms: Is YES? a question?



Question: -uhh?-

Jeysi: uhhhhh...

Jhenn: aahh..uhmm..hmmm..uhmmm..ahh..

Carms: duuuhhh...hai!



Question: What is the message?

Jeysi: *toot!* ckeck operator service

Jhenn: Sorry, you don't have enough balance...

Carms: Titi monster loves Pepe monster...



Tapos, di namin namamalayan, UWIAN NA PALA... hehe...



***ANG MGA MAYSALA:

jhenn (*incez child of FAMILIA DE GANGSTAH*)

carm (*GM ng FAMILIA DE GANGSTAH*)

jeysi/chai(CHAINsmoker ng FAMILIA DE GANGSTAH*)